Mysogyny?

Everything I know about being paranoid, sneaky, vengeful, and absolutely unreasonable to the point where I'd harm my own interests just to screw someone else I learned from women.

Everything I know about being trusting, honest, a good citizen of the world, helping out whenever possible, and putting my own interests at risk to help someone else just because it's the right thing to do, I learned from a few women, a few men, and my parents- both of them.

Everything I know about everything else, I'm pretty sure I learned on my own.