I need to pay more attention.

I haven't checked on The Onion in about a week. I have been listening to their podcasts, but I've been igonoring the traditional, time-honored art of the printed website. And I know that I haven't checked on them in a week, because they update their "American Voices" thing daily, Monday through Friday. And, if you check on it before next Monday, you'll see what I saw: Waaayyy down at the bottom, on the right, there is a picture of a man. A man whose occupation is listed. His occupation? Phlebotomist.

Oh yeah, baby. We're takin' over. It's just a matter of time.