Why does no one tell me these things?

They're out there. They're warmer than I am. They have more money. They have animators. And they are making a movie about Flatland.

I don't even know when I first read this book, but it is awesome. I haven't heard anything about it yet, except what's on the imdb page. If it's already in post-production (and I so hope that it is), It should be coming out some time in the next year and a half, right? According to the infinite wisdom that is Wikipedia, there are four movies based on Flatland (as well as a role playing game); I must see them all. In rapid succession. Tell me, what would you say to a sphere?