Zap.

I read about a health enhancement today. It just seems like a bad idea on the face of it: "Hey, we're going to open up your brain and put a wire inside!"

*BZZZT*

Okay, so maybe it's not so bad; I mean if it helps people...

*BZZZT*

You will get the government-issued implant.

Seriously, though, I have to wonder: can you get wifi on this thing?