Oh, the hilarity.

I can only hope that, should I ever choose to have kids, they will be clever enough to write something like this.

Also, the very last of the states haiku (I promise; any more and I'd be in the Pacific!):

Through Nevada, I
saw desert, desert, desert.
Then, surprise! City.

The end of the trip.
California, here I come!
No, wait; I arrived.