Named.

So, I stumbled across an article describing how to name something after yourself. This, I thought, would be a great idea. I should totally have something named after me! Now, what should bear my last name? A law? A rule? Should I prefer a lemma? Or bow to popular pressure with a T-square distribution?

That article should really get into the specifics of what to do if your last name is already taken. But I suppose that would be surpassing the Arbesman limit.